WalMart Blows

Every time I go to WalMart, I leave wanting to pull my hair out and promise myself I'll never go there again. It's like a magnet for every single white trash person in the entire state. Plus everything is so disorganized and dirty, you can never find what you're looking for, or when you do find it, you're too scared to touch it.

For some reason I decided to go to WalMart today to get a softball glove for my new softball team (I'm sure this will be the source of many future blogs!) This trip to WalMart was the same as all the others, and I kicked myself for forgetting about my previous vow to never return. Seriously, where do these people come from? I don't remember this many weird and trashy people living here. Like I said, I just think every weirdo in a 50 mile radius makes WalMart their Saturday afternoon ritual.

Some families have like 10 kids that all look to be the same age. So either these moms are having crazy multiple births, or as soon as she has one baby, she gets knocked up with another one immediately. Come on people. Our global population just passed 6 million. Do you think you can give it a rest?

Also, is it a coincidence that every other person I saw was wearing Cowboys paraphernalia? I think not ...

I know I've complained about Target in the past, but it's not Target's fault that it's awesome and that I feel the need to overspend every time I go there. I would much rather head on over to Target any day of the week than risk another horrible trip to WalMart.