Hallelujah!

Lent is over, so you know what that means ... Golden Spoon time! Three out of the past four nights I've had Golden Spoon for dinner. Man I missed this stuff. The only way things could be any better is if I could have it for breakfast and lunch, too. Hmm ... not a bad idea!

Life is good!

F@#!$%&* - Take 4

Today's Vegas weather = 82 degrees, clear and sunny

Tomorrow's Vegas weather = 69 degrees, breezy and cold

Ugh ......................

Are You Happy Now?

To all those awesome people who voted for Obama ... a big sarcastic thank you.

My mom called me over the weekend and after meeting with their accountant, they determined that they will owe an additional $10,000 in taxes next year because of our super awesome new president.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but during his campaign, didn't he said he'd only tax people who make $250,000 and above? Well, my parents definitely do NOT make that much. They are hard working middle class people who didn't vote for this idiot, but are still suffering because of the stupid choice the rest of our country made.

It's going to be a LONG four years ...

Fast & The Furious is Number One at Box Office This Weekend

It made more than $72 million and broke a box office record for the month of April.

Wow. Really? This could be the most pathetic news I've heard in a long time ...

You are NOT a QT

This morning I drove past a car with the license plate - QTCPLE2. Which I would assume would mean "cutie couple two." Although when I passed the car and looked at the people inside, they were definitely not cuties. Not at all.

In general, I hate personalized license plates. Most of the time, you can't even figure out what the plate is supposed to be saying. You sit behind the person and stare at the plate for what seems like hours and can't figure it out. And nearly get in an accident in the process. It's normally some sort of dumb inside joke. Which you should just keep as an inside joke and not put on your license plate for other people to try and figure out. It just makes you look dumb.

And then when you can figure out what the plate is supposed to say, it's usually completely stupid and false. Like the "cutie couple" or HOTTIE or IAMAQT. I almost always look at the driver of the car that has a plate like that, and the plate is NEVER true. Anyone that has to publicly advertise that they are hot or cute or whatever, is clearly not. It is just sad.

F@#!$%&* - Take 3

On Thursday, it was almost 85 degrees in Las Vegas. Beautiful and sunny. Then on Friday, it was in the 60's, windy and rainy. What the f---?!?!? And what made it worse is that I had to play softball Friday night. It was freezing and windy. I got a bloody knee. Oh, and we lost big time.

I just wish the weather would make up it's mind already! It's April for Pete's sake! The time for 60 degree weather has passed. Where is my pool weather?!? Ugh ....