... And to Fulfill Your Snuggie Obsession Over the Summer ...

... There's the Wearable Towel! While not as awesome as the Snuggie, it still does a pretty good job of making otherwise normal people look absolutely ridiculous. The "towel with arm openings" can even be worn in 2 different styles - toga or tunic!

Seriously, check out the commercial! Is wearing and/or carrying around a towel this big of a hassle? And who know robes could be so pesky!? I had no idea! Thank God someone came up with this miraculous invention to save all of us from this huge inconvenience!

Just When I Thought Things Couldn't Get Any Better ...

... They went ahead and came out with the Designer Snuggie! The "blanket with sleeves" is now available in zebra print, leopard print or camel! And to top it off, you get 2 Snuggies and 2 book lights for only $19.95! If a better deal exists in the world, someone please let me know!

Those boring primary colored Snuggies are SO 2008! If I don't get the leopard print Snuggie for my birthday, I'm going to be a very upset girl!

I'm Back! And No, You're Not A QT!

To all two of you who actually follow my blog, I apologize for my lack of posts over the past two months. Work has been unbelievably crazy, but now that the festival is over, I have time to get back to the important stuff. Like complaining!

Yesterday I was driving behind a car with the license plate QTCUPL2. I took a look and they were definitely NOT cuties. Rule of thumb: If you need a license plate to tell everyone else how good looking you are, chances are you are NOT good looking and should look into changing your plate. Then at least you won't have people looking in your car windows with either a look of horror on their face (because they were expecting an attractive person and most likely didn't see one) or people just laughing and pointing at you.

Mother, May I Watch Lifetime TV?

I haven't had a free weekend afternoon in a long time, so I almost forgot how amazing it can be to spend a Sunday afternoon watching movie marathons on Lifetime. In honor of Mother's Day, the theme of all of today's movies was "One Mother of a Day." And my favorite movie out of this group was "Mother May I Sleep with Danger?" Yes, that is the actual name of the movie. Not only is it one of the best-titled movies of all time, but it stars Tori Spelling, so you know the acting was no less than Oscar-caliber.

If only I could spend every weekend watching Lifetime movies all day. I wonder what next weekend's theme will be. Who cares ... As long as the movie stars Tori, you know it will be good. Two of my all-time favorite Lifetime movies both star Tori - "Death of a Cheerleader" and "Co-Ed Call Girl." I'll keep my fingers crossed ...

Hallelujah!

Lent is over, so you know what that means ... Golden Spoon time! Three out of the past four nights I've had Golden Spoon for dinner. Man I missed this stuff. The only way things could be any better is if I could have it for breakfast and lunch, too. Hmm ... not a bad idea!

Life is good!

F@#!$%&* - Take 4

Today's Vegas weather = 82 degrees, clear and sunny

Tomorrow's Vegas weather = 69 degrees, breezy and cold

Ugh ......................

Are You Happy Now?

To all those awesome people who voted for Obama ... a big sarcastic thank you.

My mom called me over the weekend and after meeting with their accountant, they determined that they will owe an additional $10,000 in taxes next year because of our super awesome new president.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but during his campaign, didn't he said he'd only tax people who make $250,000 and above? Well, my parents definitely do NOT make that much. They are hard working middle class people who didn't vote for this idiot, but are still suffering because of the stupid choice the rest of our country made.

It's going to be a LONG four years ...