Monday, February 23, 2009

Oscar Observations

1. Why were Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens there? Was there a new "teens who post inappropriate photos of themselves online" category I didn't know about?

2. Why in God's name would they include a clip from "High School Musical 3" in the montage of all of this year's romantic movies? Really? Is that the best they could come up with? You might as well include "The Hottie and the Nottie" while you're at it ...

3. I'm not sure why Jessica Biel was there. Has she ever been in a good movie? She's best known for being on "Seventh Heaven" for Pete's Sake. But thank God she was there because man was her dress a joy to make fun of. I saw the best reaction ever on a Facebook comment: "What in God's name is under that huge flap on the front of Jessica Biel's dress? Is that where Justin Timberlake keeps his d--k in a box?" Love it.

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