Something More Amazing Than the Snuggie?

Just when I thought the most awesome thing ever had been invented (the Snuggie) ... Along comes the Peekaru! This looks like Snuggie, but has a secret extra pocket for you to keep your baby. Or puppy. Or maybe even a snack! And it looks super awesome. I don't have a baby or a puppy, but hell, I'm getting one of these ASAP!!!

How Can I Rant About Anything?

When a picture like this exists?

Waaa! I Want My Golden Spoon! Still!

Still going through major withdrawals. And I still have 24 days to go ... ugh ... I was in Austin for 5 days and I thought it wouldn't be so bad since they have so much great food down there. But I was still missing me some frozen yogurt.

On A Positive Note ...

I had my first run in softball last night! We still lost both games. In fact, we may have taken a beating even worse than last week, if that's possible.

But it was a small victory for me. Yay!

Waaa! I Want My Golden Spoon!

I am not Catholic, but I figured I should give up something for Lent this year. I mean heck, Jesus gave his life for all of us, the least I can do is give up something petty in my own life. So I decided to give up one of the things in my life that means the most to me ... frozen yogurt.

I know, it sounds crazy. But I am addicted to frozen yogurt like a drug addict is to crack. And I am especially addicted to Golden Spoon, the absolute most delicious of all frozen yogurts.

My fasting began last Wednesday and I still have 36 days to go. I am really starting to go through withdrawals. And to make matters worse, since I'm on their email list, Golden Spoon sent me the flavors of the month for March and they'll have pistachio all month. That's one of my favorites!

Ugh ... Easter could not come sooner this year ...

You Know You're Getting Old When ...

I know, I know. I'm only 28, I'm not THAT old. But lately I've noticed all these weird things that have never happened to me before, and frankly, it's really starting to annoy me.

For starters, I used to be able to make the drive from Vegas to Orange County (or OC back to Vegas) without having to stop to go to the restroom. I could drive for four hours straight and be absolutely fine. But the past few drives, I've had to stop in Barstow halfway through because I thought my bladder was going to explode. What's up with that?!?

Secondly, after softball on Friday night, I could hardly move my left hip and it felt like it had come out of the socket. Now, I consider myself to be a pretty active person. I workout several times a week, whether it be spinning, running, whatever. But after softball I feel like my 82 year-old grandmother who needs a hip replacement! I just don't get it ...

Again, I'm only 28 and all of this stuff is already happening to me. How excited am I to see what other fun things my 30's will bring ...

Ha Ha Ha

To the white minivan who insisted on going 110 MPH on the 15 freeway going to California on Saturday morning ...

Nothing gave me greater pleasure than seeing you get pulled over a few miles up the road after you tried to run everyone else off.

All I have to say is ... HA HA HA!

I Thought This Was A Co-Ed League?

So softball has been going okay so far. Our first week, we won both games because the other team had to forfeit, and the second week we won and lost one. Friday's game was a whole different story. We lost both games miserably. And by lose, I mean it was like 30-4 and they had to stop the game because of the mercy rule.

Normally I wouldn't care if we lost, because it's just a city softball league and most people are just playing for fun. But this other team was definitely the most serious I've seen so far. Plus, I think they had girls on their team (I mean, they had to because it's a co-ed league) but it was hard to tell because all of the girls looked like dudes. Seriously. They were HUGE. And all of them hit like Mark McGuire. The batting line up was supposed to alternate between guys and girls, but with some of these girls on their team, I honestly couldn't tell.

Hey, I'm all about being a good athlete and if you excel at softball then good for you. But at least make some effort to look at least a little bit feminine. Take a shower. Do your hair. Wear deodorant. Do something. But please, at least try to make this look like a fair game.