Emergency Yodel - Quite Possibly the Best Invention Ever

This morning in the Las Vegas Review-Journal, I read about something called the Emergency Yodel. It was featured in an article about Valentine's Day, and that if you couldn't care less about the holiday, you could use it to shut up people. Mainly annoying co-workers who won't shut about about candy, flowers, why they don't have a boyfriend, etc.

First off, I don't care either way about Valentine's Day. There are some people who love it, and then there are those single girls who dress in all black and mourn the day. I've been both single and in a relationship on Valentine's Day, and it doesn't make a difference either way. To me, it's just another day.

Second, I don't really have any annoying co-workers. I'm incredibly blessed with where I work, so I can't imagine using this at work. But I am seriously contemplating getting this to use on other people! Wouldn't it be amazing if you could just use it on anyone who was annoying you?!? I would DEFINITELY use it on the spinning class Spandex guy. Just press a button that will start to yodel and hopefully shut him up. If I should be so lucky ...