I Thought This Was A Co-Ed League?

So softball has been going okay so far. Our first week, we won both games because the other team had to forfeit, and the second week we won and lost one. Friday's game was a whole different story. We lost both games miserably. And by lose, I mean it was like 30-4 and they had to stop the game because of the mercy rule.

Normally I wouldn't care if we lost, because it's just a city softball league and most people are just playing for fun. But this other team was definitely the most serious I've seen so far. Plus, I think they had girls on their team (I mean, they had to because it's a co-ed league) but it was hard to tell because all of the girls looked like dudes. Seriously. They were HUGE. And all of them hit like Mark McGuire. The batting line up was supposed to alternate between guys and girls, but with some of these girls on their team, I honestly couldn't tell.

Hey, I'm all about being a good athlete and if you excel at softball then good for you. But at least make some effort to look at least a little bit feminine. Take a shower. Do your hair. Wear deodorant. Do something. But please, at least try to make this look like a fair game.