Driving Pet Peeves (Part 2)

In Nevada, as in most states, the speed limit on the freeway is 65 miles per hour. Not 50 miles per hour. And not 100 miles per hour. Please, if you are driving 50 MPH on the freeway, get off and use side streets. Or at least stay in the right lane. And if you are driving 100 MPH, then you should also get off the freeway because you are clearly way too awesome to be driving amongst us mortals.

Remember, if you tailgate me, I will brake. And then when you try to go around me, I will speed up. Yes, I really am one of those drivers.

Update: My cutie cop friend just warned me that I shouldn't do this, and should always move to the right when a fast car is approaching in the left lane. Even if I do want to brake and mess with the dummy driver. But I am a law-abiding citizen, so I will post this as a warning.